Remember grade school? Those glorious days when “homework” really meant about fifteen minutes of work, and all you had to do in school was stay awake? I mean, besides getting to do awesome projects like dioramas, book reports, and arts and crafts. Man, grade schoolers have it easy!
Just how easy do they have it? Take this example: 24 children in grade school were tasked to come up with their own jokes. That’s right, an assignment was to make up their own jokes. And as it turns out those jokes are…pretty amazing!
1.) Doctor, I think I am a spoon.
2.) What do you find in the forest?
3.) Why did the banana ladies cross the road?
4.) Why do people light a fire in July?
5.) Where did the ghost watch TV all night?
6.) Why is the pool so cold?
7.) How does a pig get to her granny’s?
8.) What is the secret ingredient of a toilet?
9.) If you go to the ham contest, what will the man say?
10.) What is a banana in a taxi?
11.) Why did the Skittle go bowling?
12.) What will you do if a monkey is trapped in an island?
13.) Why did the chicken run around screaming?
14.) Your pants are on fire.
15.) Why do bees have black stripes?
16.) What do you call a dog that can walk?
17.) What do you call a tiger with glasses on?
18.) What does the sock say?
19.) Why do old people use a walking stick?
20.) Why was the dog not at the party?
21.) What did the orange do in the tree?
22.) What did the rude man say to the digger?
23.) Who is the biggest man?
24.) Have you seen a red zebra?